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(Source: that-one-hobbit, via consulting-doctor-in-the-impala)

awkwardnarturtle:

i-mahu:

There’s two types of anger one is dry and the other wet and basically wet anger is when your eyes water and your voice shakes and I hate that cause I feel weak when I’m crying while angry I like dry anger when your face is like stone and your voice is sharp I guess wet anger shows that you care too much and dry anger means you’re done.

This is the best description ever

(via consulting-doctor-in-the-impala)

nutella-and-wifi:

homo-fallen-angel:

image

My activity spikes every Wednesday because of this post 

always reblog on a wednesday, that’s the rule.

Dammit its Wednesday and I would have been rethinking scrolling past this all day if I didn’t reblog

(Source: merlinstahp, via ladymurasakiskimono)

catherine-die-grosse:

people who genuinely love history and have their own specialization and get so excited that their faces light up when they talk about their favorite country or person keep me going man

keep on keepin’ on

(via deathbatontheloose)

booksandlooks22:

Lots of kids at my school wear camouflage and i love bumping into them saying  ”sorry didn’t see you there, you blended right in.”

mishasminions:

I JUST LOVE THE FACT THAT THE SUBMARINE HAS A MANUAL WINDOW CRANK

(Source: bloodyoathmate, via 221cumberbum)

bootythug:

lionessroyalty:

stunningpicture:

Crouching tiger

Looks like he’s about to do a push up

one last rep

bootythug:

lionessroyalty:

stunningpicture:

Crouching tiger

Looks like he’s about to do a push up

one last rep

(via ohisashton)

holaafrica:

CHING SHIH
This lady was such a badass, I can’t count the ways, but let’s try.
She got married to an already successful pirate, Zheng Yi, and took over when he died. She was crazy strict to keep an iron fist over her fleet of pirates, and the punishments for stepping out of line were brutal. If you stole or looted from a town that provided assistance or tribute to the pirate fleet, Ching would chop your fucking head off with a battle axe and dump your lifeless body in the ocean.  If you stole from the pirate treasury, or she thought you were stealing from the pirate treasury, Ching would chop your fucking head off dump your lifeless body in the ocean.  Raping any captured female prisoners was punishable by immediate death.  Fuck, if you had consensual sex while on duty you got your head chopped off and the woman was chucked off the boat no matter where they were at.  Ching wasn’t fucking around, and she wanted to make damn sure you weren’t fucking around when you should have been working.
Two years after she took over, she got so notorious for ransacking towns and taking taxes on them that she pissed off the entire Chinese government, and sent out a massive fleet to bring her in line. Most pirates probably would’ve said this was out of their pay grade and taken off to hide out or ransack some other country.
Ching Shih said fuck that.
She not only faced them head on, she wiped the floor with them, killing hundreds and capturing sixty-something ships from the Imperial Fleet. Prisoners were given the choice of joining up or being executed on the spot. The Admiral of the Chinese navy, Kwo Lang, was so afraid of being captured by her or going back to admit he’d been beaten by her that he committed suicide.
For the next two years, Ching Shih not only kept on pirating, she fought off Chinese forces as well as Dutch and British warships that the navy called in to help. Finally the government gave up and offered her amnesty as well as amnesty for her then SEVENTEEN THOUSAND crewman. Ching Shih got to keep all her plunder, so she retired to the countryside where she opened up a brothel and lived until she was 69.

holaafrica:

CHING SHIH

This lady was such a badass, I can’t count the ways, but let’s try.

She got married to an already successful pirate, Zheng Yi, and took over when he died. She was crazy strict to keep an iron fist over her fleet of pirates, and the punishments for stepping out of line were brutal. If you stole or looted from a town that provided assistance or tribute to the pirate fleet, Ching would chop your fucking head off with a battle axe and dump your lifeless body in the ocean.  If you stole from the pirate treasury, or she thought you were stealing from the pirate treasury, Ching would chop your fucking head off dump your lifeless body in the ocean.  Raping any captured female prisoners was punishable by immediate death.  Fuck, if you had consensual sex while on duty you got your head chopped off and the woman was chucked off the boat no matter where they were at.  Ching wasn’t fucking around, and she wanted to make damn sure you weren’t fucking around when you should have been working.

Two years after she took over, she got so notorious for ransacking towns and taking taxes on them that she pissed off the entire Chinese government, and sent out a massive fleet to bring her in line. Most pirates probably would’ve said this was out of their pay grade and taken off to hide out or ransack some other country.

Ching Shih said fuck that.

She not only faced them head on, she wiped the floor with them, killing hundreds and capturing sixty-something ships from the Imperial Fleet. Prisoners were given the choice of joining up or being executed on the spot. The Admiral of the Chinese navy, Kwo Lang, was so afraid of being captured by her or going back to admit he’d been beaten by her that he committed suicide.

For the next two years, Ching Shih not only kept on pirating, she fought off Chinese forces as well as Dutch and British warships that the navy called in to help. Finally the government gave up and offered her amnesty as well as amnesty for her then SEVENTEEN THOUSAND crewman. Ching Shih got to keep all her plunder, so she retired to the countryside where she opened up a brothel and lived until she was 69.

(via ithink-imintoit)

teach-me-how-to-buggy:

geardrops:

ultracheese:

whostuck-beevee:

There are a bunch of human shaped gates in the middle of Times Square….and people are trying to fit themselves in them…..holy shit…..

The Enigma of Times Square Fault.

drr…drr..drr….

I would’ve been so disappointed if that image wasn’t what I thought it was.

(via il0vedaydreaming)

littlekiwi37:

The lack of fucks he gives combined with the level of sass he practically sweats is the reason I love Nine more than anything.

(Source: msclaras, via worthmanyfallenangels)

can-i-please-kiss-you-if-i:

a-muser-in-a-trench-coat:

the-fandoms-are-cool:

oswinsoswald:

#iT’S LIKE ITS FUCKING FLYING MAN

DEAN WINCHESTER! HOW DARE YOU DRIVE SO RECKLESSLY! I AM ABSOLUTELY DISGUSTED! YOUR GUARDIAN ANGEL’S NOW FACING AN INQUIRY IN HEAVEN AND IT’S ENTIRELY YOU’RE FAULT! IF YOU PUT ANOTHER WHEEL OVER THE LINE, CAS WILL TAKE YOUR KEYS! -Oh, and Sammy boy, congratulations on still being alive, your mother and I are so proud.

*dead*

Did you just made a wonderful unexpected crossover ?

can-i-please-kiss-you-if-i:

a-muser-in-a-trench-coat:

the-fandoms-are-cool:

oswinsoswald:

#iT’S LIKE ITS FUCKING FLYING MAN

DEAN WINCHESTER! HOW DARE YOU DRIVE SO RECKLESSLY! I AM ABSOLUTELY DISGUSTED! YOUR GUARDIAN ANGEL’S NOW FACING AN INQUIRY IN HEAVEN AND IT’S ENTIRELY YOU’RE FAULT! IF YOU PUT ANOTHER WHEEL OVER THE LINE, CAS WILL TAKE YOUR KEYS! -Oh, and Sammy boy, congratulations on still being alive, your mother and I are so proud.

*dead*

Did you just made a wonderful unexpected crossover ?

(Source: mishawinsexster, via worthmanyfallenangels)

comealongraggedypond:

busy-defying-gravity:

as much as we all including (especially) me love “wild child teddy lupin” we have to realize that this is rita skeeter and although it is very likely that teddy is a wild child it’s just as likely that he’s a little remus lupin the second who victoire walks all over and who hasnt stopped blushing since that bloody article came out

 (via fabiansgoldwatch)

(via idothbeconfuzzled)

crunchbuttsteak:

have you ever known somebody so shitty they completely ruin that first name for you?

(via mjkeenaan)

tilia-cordata:

lyriumpomegranates:

angelicdiaspora:

kyrstin:

Ron always just fucking knows

If you remember, Ron was always weirdly good with Divination. Whenever he’d joke about a possible outcome, it would eventually happen in some roundabout way!

#AU where Ron is actually a great prophet but no one fucking knows it#and when they find out#Ron is torn between being pissed as hell and thinking it’s hilarious

There was a book I remember seeing about clues to future stuff and how to predict what would happen in future books. I think it was from around book 4/book 5? Anyway they had three rules for how to tell if a character is foreshadowing: 
- If Harry says it, it’s probably wrong. 
- If Hermione says it, it’s probably right unless she’s upset or emotional.
- If Ron says it, it’s probably wrong unless he’s joking, in which case it’s almost always right. 

tilia-cordata:

lyriumpomegranates:

angelicdiaspora:

kyrstin:

Ron always just fucking knows

If you remember, Ron was always weirdly good with Divination. Whenever he’d joke about a possible outcome, it would eventually happen in some roundabout way!

There was a book I remember seeing about clues to future stuff and how to predict what would happen in future books. I think it was from around book 4/book 5? Anyway they had three rules for how to tell if a character is foreshadowing: 

- If Harry says it, it’s probably wrong. 

- If Hermione says it, it’s probably right unless she’s upset or emotional.

- If Ron says it, it’s probably wrong unless he’s joking, in which case it’s almost always right. 

(via worthmanyfallenangels)

The Stone and the Sea

greglastrade:

She’s looking at me
with this terrible expectation in her eyes
and I don’t know what to do.

It’s like every time she talks,
she’s bursting with energy,
heat and fire and electricity
pooling in her heart and her lungs and her gut,
and she talks to me with this energy,
this spark,
and I guess my problem is I don’t know how to react.

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