fakesmiles-and-selfhate:

Do you ever just get a massive wave of self hatred and it’s impossible to think about anything else and you’re painfully aware of every flaw on your body

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psyducked:

now we’re talking

psyducked:

now we’re talking

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snapslikethis:

regulus black, unappreciated bamf extraordinaire

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tomhriddleston:

Animated movies are absolute works of art. Look at the depth! Look at the detail! Look at the frost on Jack’s cloak! And the moonlight on the trees! Look at the sand, look at that shit break apart like actual real sand! Look at Merida’s hair! Look at her arrows rattling around! Look at her wet hair!!! LOOK AT THE WATER!!! THE STONES UNDER THE WATER! WATER! cLEAR WATER! THE WATER OMG! Look at Elsa’s hair! Look at the jewels on her dress! Look at the detail! Look at the change in her complexion from the yellow ice! Look at her expression change omg! Look at Anna’s mittens! Look at the frost on those suckers! Look at her braids acting like real actual hair in the wind! loOK AT THE WATER AGAIN OMG! tHE WAY IT MOVES BEACAUSE OF HOW LOW TOOTHLESS FLIES OVER IT! PHYSICS! OMG! LOOK AT THAT FUCKING WATER RIPPLE! LOOK AT HOW BEAUTIFUL! waTER OMg!!! Now I dare you to look at the one of Toothless’s eye and tell me that’s not the most beautiful, breathtaking, absolute work of art you’ve ever scene in your entire existence. I am dead serious. Look at that fucking beauty. The detail in the scales. The detail in the iris. The pupils contracting omg The REFLECTION  IN THE PUPILS OMG! ABSOLUTE WORK OF ART OMG!But look at Rapunzel’s hair! Look at her dress flapping in the wind! Look at the lighting change in that whole shot omg so pretty! Look at her freckles! Look at those luscious lips! Those green eyes! Look at the brown ring around the pupil! Look at the eyelashes! I am going to cry.

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moustacherlock:

dick-of-darkness:

dumbpointyanimeshades:

whys tumblr always so dead on sundays

no post on sundays

image

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collegehumor:

SWEET MOTHER OF GOD! There’s a cockroach in your house!

I don’t know what vengeful deity you’ve offended to deserve this fate, but now you have to deal with it!

WHAT WILL YOU DO?

1. Panic.

2. Invite your neighbor over, then have him kill it.

3. Muster your courage and kill it yourself.

4. Move out of your house.

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onemuseleft:

ittlebitz:

starrysleeper:

Wait a minute…

I have been laughing at this for hours now…

So, true story. The woman in this photo is Kendra Kaplan. Her husband was in Iraq for twelve months but the military has this thing called leave. Some of us may recognize the concept from old episodes of Star Trek. In this photo she is five months pregnant after conceiving her second child during her husband’s leave. That envelope in her hand is the ultrasound results. She waited for him to come home to find out if it was a girl or a boy.
There’s been several articles about it.The photo resulted in this woman receiving so much hate mail, from both internet cut-ups and the actual media, that she even took a paternity test and provided proof of her husband’s leave schedule. Her real life friends have stopped talking to her over these rumors.  
Oh, and by the way, that baby bump is a two year old by now. People are still shitting on this woman over a nasty internet meme two years later.
So in short, you’re mocking a faithful wife for something that isn’t any of our damn business anyway and has long since been disproven. 
Good job Internet.

onemuseleft:

ittlebitz:

starrysleeper:

Wait a minute…

I have been laughing at this for hours now…

So, true story. The woman in this photo is Kendra Kaplan. Her husband was in Iraq for twelve months but the military has this thing called leave. Some of us may recognize the concept from old episodes of Star Trek. In this photo she is five months pregnant after conceiving her second child during her husband’s leave. That envelope in her hand is the ultrasound results. She waited for him to come home to find out if it was a girl or a boy.

There’s been several articles about it.The photo resulted in this woman receiving so much hate mail, from both internet cut-ups and the actual media, that she even took a paternity test and provided proof of her husband’s leave schedule. Her real life friends have stopped talking to her over these rumors.  

Oh, and by the way, that baby bump is a two year old by now. People are still shitting on this woman over a nasty internet meme two years later.

So in short, you’re mocking a faithful wife for something that isn’t any of our damn business anyway and has long since been disproven. 

Good job Internet.

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doctorsdemons:

whitedarryl:

asatira:

elfgrove:

mmemento:

leaper182:

bead-bead:

the-writers-ramblings:

i cant even make it past the table of contents im laughing too hard

WHAT IS THIS BOOK!?!

It’s called “Zeus Grants Stupid Wishes: A No-Bullshit Guide to World Mythology”
By Cory O’Brien, and it looks highly entertaining. :D

Gilgamesh: THE ULTIMATE BROMANCE

Give it here, now.

Sweet Fluffy Gods why is there not an audiobook version?

I need to find this book.

The first time Iv’e wanted to read something since Metro 2033.

guys

guys…look what we did :D

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mishaesque:

my favourite legend from the norse mythology is when a giant steals mjolnir and says he’ll give it back if he can have Freyja as his bride, but she refuses to go so instead Thor dresses up as her and Loki as her handmaiden and then at the wedding the giant places mjolnir in his bride’s (thor) lap and thor reveals himself and kills everybody and if that shouldn’t be made a short film with I don’t know what should

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lovealishadawn:

la-temeraire:

marigolds-sorry:

I really really needed this wow

i caNNOT STOP LAUGHING

LOOK AT THOSE POSITIVE ROLE MODELS

SAY NO TO PEER PRESSURE

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doktorsschnabel:

hug-a-mermaid:

Favorite Muggleborns headcanons (1/?)

I’m barely in the hp fandom but this muggleborn trend is my favorite thing about it rn

incidentalcomics:

Life with A Toddler

In celebration of Father’s Day, here are some thoughts about the beautiful chaos of having an 18-month-old.

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